Ahhh yes! Recharge my energy storage units, baby! Oops! Hi there. See that female human lifeform in the picture? That's Amber, and I'm Woody, the non-human semi-lifeform. Boy, does Amber like to have her biological procreation urges stimulated! My boss inventor, Harvey Woodman, hired her as a domestic, but before we knew it she was blowing everyone's fuses. First, it was Harvey and his wife Mag, then the kinky next door neighbor and then me. Wow, was I turned on! Amber is gone now, but I'll tell you I really overloaded my circuits the last time I saw Amber Aroused.
The Ribald Tales Of Canterbury
In days of old when knights were bold, and......