Diary Of A Bed

The premise evokes Diderots Les Bijou indiscret, a hoary old brass bed. Animated through the device of a post-dubbed male voice attempts to attract a Å“lady? mattress by regaling her with tales of the various trespasses that have jangled his aging springs. The first vignette involves the coupling of a Confederate soldier and a woman of ill repute. The pair dutifully performs the requisite sex acts to harpsichord accompaniment and the episode comes to an end when the soldier shoots his wad on the ladys flank.