Love You To Death

She Took A don To the Mattress... And Snatched His Life. A grizzled San Francisco reporter recounts his epic manuscript: the tale of two crime families vying for control of the Bay Area. A peace accord is struck, but when Cozy, the out of control son of the boss, steps up to take control it threatens the whole operation with bloodshed. Enter Irma (Maria Aronoff); a slick hit woman who likes to fuck and suck her victims before finishing them off! But with Cozy in her sights (and between her legs), Irma may just have a change of heart. Will she finish her mission or fall for her target? Director Lowell Pickett (Oona) delivers this hardcore mafia crime drama and makes good use of sexy sexploitation starlet Maria Aronoff in multiple XXX scenes. In true epic fashion the opening title pops up 8 minutes into the film after a nice introductory scene. The hard boiled dialog seems to be more fitting to a 1940's B crime noir feature, but it fits the brute tone of this all but lost XXX mafia classic well. Despite a few inexplicable moments of zany humor, Love Me to Death is a hardnosed film which is still able to entertain and arouse decades after it was made!