Perverted Stories 9

The Hitchhiker: Momma always said not to pick up hitchhikers. Boy, did Shawn and Johnnie screw up. He looked innocent enough. After all, what kind of trouble can a scrawny guy on the desert highway with a backpack and a pair of black rubber gloves cause? And then came the dildos. Chicken Boy Meets The Pigs: Chicken Boy, where's that Chicken Boy? Oh no, the pitbulls are in the coop. Is this the end of Chicken Boy? And what the hell are those pesky pigs doing tearing up Farmer Dave's yard? Cock a doodle doo! It's Chicken Boy to the rescue! The Joshua Tree: All dressed and nowhere to go, the little sheep girl wandered to the Joshua Tree. And there at the tree was a man wearing a restraining device. Then came a scrawny man wearing rubber gloves. Then came the Sergeant. Lamb never felt so good. Milky Way: They say a milkman doesn't come just once. He comes over and over again, and sometimes with friends. This is because milk does a body good. Mmmm, got milk? Now open both holes because milkman is about to deliver.